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A penis tattooed on his penis

Not too long ago a client of Hebrew Tattoo requested that the word Zion to be literally transliterated into Hebrew and the purpose of the design was to be used as a tattooon the client's penis. However we notified the client that the word or name Zion, is the English translation of the Hebrew word of TSeeYoN, which in Hebrew is pronounced TSeeYoN.

ZION or ZAYIN said or written in Hebrew biblically means armed with ammunition, but anyone fluent in modern day to day Hebrew will recognize it to mean something else entirely - the slang yet common term and connotation for a man's penis! This is one myth as to the reason why the State of Israel was named "Israel" and not The State of "Zion", could you imagine the State of Cock at the UN passing a resolution? Israel in Hebrew is YisRaEl, with the letter Y as another example.

The next time you hear about The Lion Of Zion is ging to make you grin.

Anyway...

The client insisted on receiving the direct spelling of "Zion" in Hebrew and not Tsion, which caused a serious problem for us as a business in regards to legal ramifications and liability down the road. Sure, that day the client was happy and resolute with his decision, but who knows whether he will change his mind in 6 months after getting laughed at? He can just as easily come back then and sue us in a court located in some geographical location far away from where our little business exists and just as easily claim that we erred and are at fault for his tattooed misery.

So, in order to protect us from being sued down the road we needed to consult with our lawyer which made this transaction tremendously more expensive for the client. We had to fax the client a drafted waiver made by our lawyer, signed, and then faxed back to us stating that the client knowingly chose the word ZION or DICK in Hebrew as their tattoo design. The client agreed and paid and as far as we know, was tattooed and is walking around proudly with the Hebrew word for penis tattooed on his penis.

Therefore...Hebrewtattoo.net does not guarantee our translations or our artwork and we do highly recomend paying us to give you the mening behind your order..

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